Imagine if a mate of yours asked you to read over their CV and on the personal statement it just said

#1

“I’m more of a leg man than a breast man”

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Undeniably funny things
#2

I’d probably advise them to get rid of that bit as it may not give the best impression of them.

#3

I’d probably call them a clod for having a personal statement on their CV.

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#4

Criket

#5

Fine if they’re going for a specialist job in a chicken factory.

#6

Isn’t that a thing? I have one on mine.

#7

FTFY

#8

Not sure what you’d put there that you wouldn’t put in a cover letter.

#9

FTFYA

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#10

I have a personal statement on mine. It reads:

“You smell bad”

#11

The kind of thing that you’d expect an Apprentice contestant to introduce themselves with.

#12

“You’ve heard of Superman. Well I’m Superbusinessman!”

[Why have we never done a thread making these up?]

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#13

Can’t remember what’s on it. Been in the same job for four years :man_shrugging: