Imagine if the bass player in The Stone Roses and previously Primal Scream


#1

drew up a list of his political intentions. I wonder what he’d call it.


#2

Garyfesto


#3

Imagine if the drummer brought out an antacid tablet.


#4

Imagine if the singer had to invent a name for the colour of poo.


#5

Yes! Gillespie!


#6

Mani’s Pronunciamento


#7

I have probably told this before but my ex-housemate’s massive dick of a mate always used to show off about living next door to Bobby Gillespie. Then one day he was talking about it and said ‘yeah the fat bastard was…’.

I wonder who he did live next door to?


#8

Dizzy Gillespie


#9

Imagine if the guitarist from The Stone Roses started a singing group.


#10

Blobby Gillespie