Imagine if the bass player in The Stone Roses and previously Primal Scream

drew up a list of his political intentions. I wonder what he’d call it.

Garyfesto

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Imagine if the drummer brought out an antacid tablet.

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Imagine if the singer had to invent a name for the colour of poo.

Yes! Gillespie!

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Mani’s Pronunciamento

I have probably told this before but my ex-housemate’s massive dick of a mate always used to show off about living next door to Bobby Gillespie. Then one day he was talking about it and said ‘yeah the fat bastard was…’.

I wonder who he did live next door to?

Dizzy Gillespie

Imagine if the guitarist from The Stone Roses started a singing group.

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Blobby Gillespie

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