Imagine if the bass player in The Stone Roses and previously Primal Scream


drew up a list of his political intentions. I wonder what he’d call it.




Imagine if the drummer brought out an antacid tablet.


Imagine if the singer had to invent a name for the colour of poo.


Yes! Gillespie!


Mani’s Pronunciamento


I have probably told this before but my ex-housemate’s massive dick of a mate always used to show off about living next door to Bobby Gillespie. Then one day he was talking about it and said ‘yeah the fat bastard was…’.

I wonder who he did live next door to?


Dizzy Gillespie


Imagine if the guitarist from The Stone Roses started a singing group.


Blobby Gillespie