and you notice he’s got his thumb underneath his index finger at all times. Looks really awkward to hold his pint. You end up asking him what happened to his finger and he says that 20 years ago there was a little kid running around the pub and he thought he’d go up to him and steal his nose but before he could give it him back he’d got distracted and the kid and his family had gone. So he was keeping hold of his nose just incase he ever saw him again.
you could probably sell that to john lewis for their next christmas ad
I don’t know or care
In front of a sold out audience?
What a thread