Imagine if you sponsored an animal at a zoo

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#1

and in the letter you get that’s supposed to be from the animal its just low level banter about the rivals of the zoo’s local football team.

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#2

Would fucking love it if there was a zoo in Plymouth so I could get letters from a penguin slagging off Exeter City.

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#3

I sponsored a golden lion tamarin at marwell by opening my nationwide account. Definitely long dead now mind.

#4

How long do they live?

#5

You could ask them nicely at Living Coasts, but Torquay are a bit too lowly to engage in any proper rivalry

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#6

No they’d definitely be up for it. Argyle and Torquay are united by a mutual hatred of them pricks up the A38.

#7
  • i knew what this was
  • i didn’t know what this was

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#8

Sounds more like a fruit than an animal.

#9

thought it was a fish

#11

…well he’s here tonight!

audience cheer wildly, emo looks shocked and delighted

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#12

A friend once sponsored me a goat at Spitalfields City Farm. Went to see it once, it just stared at me suspiciously.

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#13

No idea. I was a terrible adoptive father. I was only like 14 though.

#14

Apparently around 14 years so even if it was newborn it would be 19 years now

#15

If you sponsor an animal does it have to wear a shirt with your name on it all the time?

#16

‘You think I couldn’t survive without your pity money punk?’

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#17

Remember in the olden days if you wanted sponsorship for something you were doing you’d have to go round knocking on neighbours doors?

Imagine a lion doing that.

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#19

and later, a movie too

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#20

Hi Eric. Wassup?

#21

Why does Spitalfields sound really familiar to me?