Imagine if you went to see a small business consultant about a start-up idea you had

And he was 5 ft 4


What if you went to see someone in high finance and they were on stilts. Is this the kind of thing you had in mind?

Imagine you went to the hairdresser and they were wearing nothing but hair.

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Something about hirsute (hair suit)

but you don’t care that he’s 5ft 4 because why would you? You tell him your business idea and he’s says “I think that’s a great idea. In fact I think it’s so great that I’m going to rip it off and there’s nothing you can do about it”. Well, now you become quite irate and suddenly the fact that he’s 5ft 4 matters. It matters a lot. You’re on the verge of throwing a height related insult at him and storming out when he says “only joking. Joking about ripping you off that is, I still think it’s a brilliant idea for a business, let’s see what we can do”. This begins the start of an incredible success story and within five years your business has an annual turnover of £500m and making a profit of £50m


Well done Jordan!

Don’t be too quick with your congratulations. He funnels all that money through Belize and the Caymen Islands and now votes Conservative. For fucks sake Jordan.

This consultant sounds very unprofessional

I would think “It’s not often I meet men my height” but would continue.