Imagine if you were on a flight and twenty minutes after you take off someone comes past your seat and says

Used to use my boarding pass as a bookmark so I’d always have it to hand on the flight, but now Big Plane has started making me print my own on A4 which is utterly useless as a bookmark.

…fold it?

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I am not having this conversation again.

I notch an arrow to my shortbow and approach with caution.

while i’m at it… passports are all the same size. why can’t they make boarding passes the same size as passports so you can keep them inside?

someone needs to figure this shit out

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Someone got on the wrong plane today. Lol.

Hard to tell.

Ah fuck had no idea this nonsense was three years old!

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Pretty sure there are only 30 odd rows and in numerical order.

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None of these. On my fight out to Valencia as I was boarding the cockpit door was open. I looked in at the pedestal, thought “I know how to work that, give us a go” and was then ushered in the other direction.

But captain over first officer every time. I wanna feel that throttle in my right hand.

And while we’re at it everyone sort of has a hankering to be in one of those backward facing crew seats, looking judgmentally at all the plebs who are gagging for you to sell them a Twix at ten times its RRP.