He’s got that awful Pritti Patel ‘i don’t really know what the fuck I’m talking about maybe a grin will style it out’ smug face going on

I think there’s something to the idea that if you go south for long enough you end up back North. Look at Cornwall for example; got England’s only north coast, but that’s very far south. Makes you think doesn’t it

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Southerners are generally the worst IMO, we’re not as funny or friendly or have as much culture or art or music and we vote appallingly and yet we’re STILL so arrogant.

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Still, at least you’re not Kent

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‘Its gonna sound strange…’

And I thank God for that every day

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state of this

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Fucking hell.

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it’s certainly made me think alright. Made me think less of K_B

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Kermy. I thought we had each other’s backs :frowning:

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Omg! No!! Are you from Kent?!
I take it back, I take it all back!!!

Fuck off

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I am!! Born and raised :frowning: (although I live 1 mile away from the border with East Sussex)

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The Northern front is a line through Crewe, Chesterfield and Lincoln.

Southern front is Gloucester-Banbury-Northampton-Peterborough

Anything further West is Wales, further East is terra incognita (I think including Lincoln and Peterborough is very generous, tbf).

You can take a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.

I bring you my wisdom and it’s up to you to open your faculties to it.

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Funny how England is so good at drawing borders in other peoples’ countries but still can’t figure out its own

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Where is your god now?

if you think Cornwall is England’s only north coast then I’m not sure I trust you to take a horse to water

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