The correct answer here is 100% possibly. You cannot trust your memories.
Which word?
yeah, for pouring myself a beer
in my defence i had been waiting for the bartender to return for a long time
possibly not a long time, decision making had been compromised
Reckon you’ve said the word “courtyard” out loud this year?
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Is there anything in your house/flat/stone cottage that you consider to be “fancy” and only use when guests come round?
Crack out the Lazy Susan for dinner hosting. Power play
Can you realistically see yourself throwing a javelin in the next three years?
I can’t for the life of me work out what it is, though.
Gonna need pictorial evidence when this happens
This has made me realise I may never throw a javelin again, and that I’m not sure how I feel about that.
Gotta be a track & field place where the everyman can go and try a bunch of silly athletic events? Can’t live with the idea of never doing a long jump again
Assuming they are of equal quality
I mainly only drink water, so would have little use for one…
Unless I was a '90s adventure game character… which is kind of my dream profession
big fan of getting those brownies
heating em up in the microwave
bunging em with some vanilla ice cream
good heavens
Just you wait for barefoot athletics to become a thing in London this summer.
All of the tory papers will be full of articles about snowflake millenials and the rise in javelin/ shot/ hammer-foot injuries.
Clothes.
Ever seen someone do ventriloquism?
Have you changed your personal PIN number from the default one?
Have you taught yourself to tie your laces the more efficient way?
I wear velcro shoes now, saves loads of time.