Crack out the Lazy Susan for dinner hosting. Power play

Can you realistically see yourself throwing a javelin in the next three years?

  • Yes
  • No

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I can’t for the life of me work out what it is, though.

Gonna need pictorial evidence when this happens

This has made me realise I may never throw a javelin again, and that I’m not sure how I feel about that.

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Gotta be a track & field place where the everyman can go and try a bunch of silly athletic events? Can’t live with the idea of never doing a long jump again

Assuming they are of equal quality

  • Mini brownie bites
  • Mini cornflake nests
  • Mini millionaire shortbread

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I mainly only drink water, so would have little use for one…

Unless I was a '90s adventure game character… which is kind of my dream profession

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big fan of getting those brownies

heating em up in the microwave

bunging em with some vanilla ice cream

good heavens

Just you wait for barefoot athletics to become a thing in London this summer.

All of the tory papers will be full of articles about snowflake millenials and the rise in javelin/ shot/ hammer-foot injuries.

Clothes.

Ever seen someone do ventriloquism?

  • Yes
  • No

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Have you changed your personal PIN number from the default one?

  • Yes
  • No

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Have you taught yourself to tie your laces the more efficient way?

  • I am genius
  • I don’t have time to relearn a skill I’ve had since childhood ffs

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I wear velcro shoes now, saves loads of time.

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with these?

I was really bored one summer holiday okay?

https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ianknot.htm

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What a delightful website.

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:smile::smile:

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Yes, but only because the way I learnt as a child was ridiculous and only just about kept my laces tied.