Kendal mint cake

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Satisfied with your current main kitchen knife?

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does anyone want a Vocaroo game of Mints or Mince?

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  • i know the time of when i will next use a toilet
  • the exact time remains a mystery to me
  • probably the first answer but i can’t be sure and don’t want to make any promises

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In about 20 seconds.

just got back to my desk, had a real bazzer of a whizz, I think i’m set for at least three hours despite my near-constant water drinking. I’ll keep you posted.

I mean I get the point of it (more of an energy bar, not a tasty treat) but it tastes fucking horrible.

Carry the more versatile option of one of these in my wallet instead…

Also comes in useful if you have shiv someone in an emergency :+1:

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the fuck do they do?

Shivving mostly…

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stencils

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hold on, do you just keep your keys in your various coat pockets? are they all the same set of keys? i cant get my head round this

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Considering whether this should be a bannable offence

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how many cards do you have on you rn (credit / driving license etc)

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Zero

fuck

FIXED IT NOW. VOTE AGAIN.

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wallets in my bag… so 0?

That is correct. Not really intentional but sometimes I can’t find one set so I pick up another and they then live in that coat instead of the spare key zone, and eventually they are all distributed across various coat pockets.

Like attached to my body or in my purse which is ten feet away

what a life

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