Important Friday questions

actually sellotaped to your face

aye, in your fuckin bag. fuck sake.

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I literally just went into the toilet for a well-earned poo, only to find that it had been left in such a smelly state that I had to leave immediately before I threw up.

Will try again in 20 minutes, but itā€™s not going to be easy.

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Donā€™t blame me cause you were too vague

Czech debit card
UK debit card
Card which work gives me each month, i give em 40 quid and they give me a card that has 100 quid of credit that i can use in shops and restaurants, itā€™s well decent
EU health insurance
EU driving licence
Old Lloyds debit card (inactive, now thrown in the bin, thanks japes)

i can and will

do you also have a czech book

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Iā€™ve said yes, but one of the two is my ex who dumped me in 2008, so Iā€™m nost sure if itā€™s still her number.

Going to blow your mind here but I also have a bank card in each coat.

Iā€™ve just realised that I used the same knife to chop up veg for a slaw that I previously used to score the raw pork and I did not wash the knife in between :neutral_face:. On a scale of 0-10 where 0 is fine and 10 is dead, how ill do you think I am going to get?

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jesus fucking christ scout

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Youā€™re such a maverick!

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I am shocked to read a post like this from you :open_mouth:

Itā€™s very, very off brand let me tell you. Not sure what distracted me.

Just in case Pentago wants to ever draw a sun with a little nose or a car outline of a very specific size.

this is beneath you japes

No itā€™s not

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I blame the raw pork

donā€™t blame it on the sunshine
donā€™t blame it on the moonlight
donā€™t blame it on the good times
blame it on the raw pork

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I am guessing the interchange of Czech and check is like the lowest form of wit in the Czech Republic

the government even call the registration with their foreign police ā€˜the Czech Pointā€™

THE GOVERNMENT

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