Important question (Poll)

4 people are walking towards you on the pavement, taking up the whole pavement. No one is moving in acknowledgement of the fact that you are on the pavement too. What next?

  • Make yourself small/Walk out on the road to get by them
  • Stop still
  • Barge into the person on the outside
  • Same as number 3 but you chicken out at the last second

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Combo of one and three as a result of a refusal to walk in the road.

Hate these pricks.

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3, but mainly get away with it as I’m a #biglad

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Straight down the middle. At least one has to move in that case.

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how do people generally react? do they realise they’d asked for it?

Depends on what the group is like. They either move last minute or surprised that I haven’t relented. Get a bit of lip sometimes, but I’ll have big headphones on so meh

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I wouldn’t barge but I would keep a straight path ahead

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Had a similar situation recently with three people cycling on the pavement beside each other. Just accepted they would tear me in 3 like a cartoon

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drop a shoulder and try and take one of them down

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Depends if they look like they could fuck me up or not

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Steamroller through like Richard Ashcroft

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it’s the same thing if they don’t move tho…
this is pretty much what i meant by ‘barge’, just walk straight ahead as you’re entitled to.

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I always think I’m a Barry Big Bananas in this situation but it’s not true, very jealous of the people that stick to their guns

Go right through the middle

“buss out my way”

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Yeah mate, Ashcroft the shit out of those turkeys

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Did you write this poll as this was happening? What was your chosen action?

Team #biglad too

Just plough through them

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nah it happened about an hour before i posted. made myself small, been seething since.

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Combination of stop still and barge, depending on my mood and the overall situation