Important things to be in a specific place

Passport photo booth should be in a passport office

Train ticket machine should be in a train station

Type some sentences like that in this thread

Feet should be in shoes.

Hands should be in handshoes.

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10CC should be in love

Pardon?

It’s not a silly phase they’re going through

Oh right, yeah

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Infant Bonjela should be in the first place I look not the third.

Shoe repairs should be in the same shops as keycutters

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Keys should be it doesn’t matter where as long as it’s always the same place

Denovali should be on The Classifieds board

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Chip shops should be next door to pubs

On Fridays Robert Smith should be in Love (Love is a town in Saskatchewan Canada)

One key fits all would solve any of these issues.

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Oh good post, Noah. Fucking hell.

Since when was a chip shop a “thing” and not a “specific place” in and of itself.

Jesus fucking Christ.

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Imagine you went to a keycutters and asked for shoes to be mended and they looked at you like you were daft.

“Do you go to a butchers to book a holiday mate hahahaha”

You’d feel a total mug.

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internal organs inside the body

nb: i am not a “qualified” doctor

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Much better. Thanks, Japes.

Cocktail sticks/toothpicks should be next to corn on the cob in the supermarket

have you ever had a pair of shoes professionally mended

  • yes i have
  • no i haven’t
  • unsure

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FUCKING HELL NOAH.

This isn’t a thread about where specifically a thing should be within a place that it already is. Is it? Does it look like that to you?

STEP YOUR FUCKING GAME UP, MATE.

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