Impress Me

You have until 5pm

Winner gets a lollipop

I am Brad Pitt

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Fuck I literally came here to post that

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(Removes shirt)

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That don’t impress me much

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That does impress me much

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That don’t impress me much, anyone can take their shirt off

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Since records began (10th May) I have walked over 350 miles in my garden.

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Over the weekend I went to 5 different beaches. None of which were busy.

Why?

How does that compare to captain thommo

I can run really fast

Read your grindr messages babe x

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To be less fat. Because it is immediate and distance is quickly alterable and I am within 30 paces of my laptop should any emergencies come in.

Think he was doing that in a day.

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Fantastic answer. Thanks

Not had any today, you’ve disappointed me greatly

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(Takes skin off)

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