A couple of years back I was on a rush hour train into London Bridge. As we got into the station I noticed Shaun Dooley was standing by the door near me. I contemplated sidling up next to him and then attempting to rumble “The commuters now face their hardest challenge yet. Only the fastest will reach the barriers first and pass the test.”
But I thought I might fuck it up and that maybe he’d lamp me, so I didn’t.
