Impressive claims to fame

Veg box, veg box
Tony’s veg box
Starring on the telly
And the marrow’s like a cock

(Sorry Tone)

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I never kiss and tell x

Oh the last time we saw you you looked so much older
Your famous new veg box was torn at the shoulder.

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This time, Tone’s marrow, where will we be?
On a spaceship somewhere sailing across an empty sea
This time, Tone’s marrow, what will we know?
Will we still be here watching an Aldi vs Lidl veg box TV show?

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disappointed to see this thread is mainly puns and not impressive claims to fame

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there’s a huge floor to ceiling picture of my 2nd cousin on the wall of the gym i’m currently a member of.

actually quite an irritating claim to fame tbh.

more or less this one

Took a photo the other day actually.

Cunt.

who is that then?

also what is 2nd cousin again?

We share the same great grandparents.

It’s this guy

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he is a bit of a second choice keeper tbh.

very true.

I’m Espanol’s mostly first choice keeper

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bollocks.

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To reveal proof now would hand power to the Brussels bureaucrats sorry

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Is this an impressive claim to fame as the worst photo anyone’s ever taken of a thing? Honestly mate, it’s a photo of you more than anything (not that it’s bad to have a photo of you).

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On topic: Someone I was mates with in high school was on Letterman once.

Am I doing it right? (I’m asking because I genuinely don’t know)

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My Yamaha QY10 made the squally noises on Bloc Party’s ‘Banquet’

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I guess this is not that impressive