In 2020 have you

Does shouting at them from your car, while they’re in their car count?

Yes

How about typing words on the internet?

Fuck Off

Left a room because your own fart smelled so bad

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

Speak for yourself gramps

Thought about Dan Le Sac

  • Y
  • N

0 voters

Bought a new spatula?

  • Spatulaye
  • I think it was a fish slice

0 voters

1 Like

Big Tesco Hove my friend

1 Like

yeah for Monster Energy drink. the cashier looked at me and said “I think you can handle it mate”

2 Likes

Traveled first class

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

Been acknowledged by a baby

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

Yo, El!

1 Like

Been woken up by a pet walking on your head/pawing at you/shouting at you to get up

  • zzzzz (yes)
  • Morning everyone!! (no)

0 voters

Acknowledge this so I can do my joke. Fuck

that’s entry level tbh. you lot are still living like it’s 2019

Hoyed a monkey into the sea

  • Y
  • N

0 voters

Hello Nicholas thanks for acknowledging me.

1 Like

I haven’t, but I’ve done some quite remarkable recoveries.

Hey baby

used a soldering iron

  • I wouldn’t dare be seen in public with creased solder.
  • no

0 voters