#64

Lied in a poll

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#65

basically pissed yourself, no two ways about it, that wasn’t merely a dribble you useless old man.
(anon)

    • fucks sake man, how much do I need to shake it these days (yes)
    • I really shouldn’t be smug because time and tide and piss dots wait for no man. (no - yet)

0 voters

#66

Slam Dunked Da Funk?

  • Yes, I have
  • No, I have not

0 voters

#67

Been ID’d

  • What’s my age again?
  • No

0 voters

#68

Does shouting at them from your car, while they’re in their car count?

#69

Yes

#70

How about typing words on the internet?

Fuck Off

#72

Left a room because your own fart smelled so bad

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#74

Speak for yourself gramps

#75

Thought about Dan Le Sac

  • Y
  • N

0 voters

Sliding into celebrity DMs
#77

Bought a new spatula?

  • Spatulaye
  • I think it was a fish slice

0 voters

1 Like
#79

Big Tesco Hove my friend

1 Like
#80

yeah for Monster Energy drink. the cashier looked at me and said “I think you can handle it mate”

2 Likes
#81

Traveled first class

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#82

Been acknowledged by a baby

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

#83

Yo, El!

1 Like
#84

Been woken up by a pet walking on your head/pawing at you/shouting at you to get up

  • zzzzz (yes)
  • Morning everyone!! (no)

0 voters

#85

Acknowledge this so I can do my joke. Fuck

#86

that’s entry level tbh. you lot are still living like it’s 2019

#88

Hoyed a monkey into the sea

  • Y
  • N

0 voters