#140

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#141

Thought about CSNY

  • Yes
  • No

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#142

So hard that I did an actual spit-take of beers all over my flatmate and a few of hers friends that I’d never met before

(one of them is still into me somehow though, pure animal magnetism)

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#144

weirdly, yes about two hours ago

I remembered walking past Argos when I was 15 and some girls complimented me on my CKY t-shirt and I mumbled thanks and ran off with red cheeks

idiot

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#145

alright you’re just showing off now

#146

Yes but would it make you want to bone them

(say yes)

#148

Worst sunburn of my entire life

#149

Pardon?

#150

used a poll to show off?

  • Yes, my life is very impressive, thank you
  • No, I am so very humble

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#151

Fallen asleep in the following fast-food establishments

  • McDonald’s, Nottingham city centre
  • Greggs, Derby city centre
  • KFC, Rothbury
  • Other (please state)

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#152

DARKENED A PENIS

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#153

But… why would you want to do that? It’s a bit cold to get a tan right now, even on the nudist beaches.

#154

Jesus Christ. I did once witness teenagers having a conversation about them at Clitheroe Tesco which began “How the fuck did they get a record deal”

#155

Swum in the sea

  • Yes, somewhere that it’s summer/tropical
  • Yes, somewhere that it’s winter/chilly
  • No, but I have swum in other bodies of water (please state whether river, lake, reservoir, bath, jacuzzi or cup of Bovril)

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#156

You get ID over here whenever you buy compressed air. It’s fucking stupid as hell.

#157

This has already happened to me. I assumed it was some next cat eating my cat’s food. If he doesn’t mind, neither do I…

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#158

you liar, @Gnometorious! you called me a basic bitch the other day for having a bagel and coffee. and then the nerve to say you haven’t lied in a poll. smh.

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#159

:joy: I forgot all about that! I meant I have never seriously called someone a bitch. I really really hate the use of ‘bitch’ esp as an insult meant seriously.

#160

Its a term of endearment for me to those who i know don’t mind :laughing:

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#161

Watched a film with subtitles

  • Yes
  • No

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