#20

Ever considered doing something similar on this site?

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OFFICIAL thread for cataloguing when people done other people there 2.0: The Bloodening
#21

:cry:

#22

:kissing_heart:

#23

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#24

I’m in Milan for 3 days of meetings.
I normally enjoy it but it’s been pretty long and tiring.
Still in today’s now - 9 and due to end at 7pm :confused:

#25

Never known a meeting come away any differently from how it was always intended from the outset. Stick it in an email, if anyone has a problem just pick up the fucking phone (or better yet just reread the email).

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#26

Our boss comes to visit every 2 weeks or so and we have a meeting where he basically goes through all the emails he sent to us over the past 2 weeks. Absolutely pointless.

#27

Like I get it, higher ups need to be seen doing something and this is their way of avoiding actual work - and I love avoiding work, but let’s do away with the pantomime of perceived flexibility, recognise the decision making all comes down to hierarchy rather than good ideas anyway, and then I don’t need to do my interested face the whole way through.

#28

Part of my job is typing out transcripts of meetings. I can confirm that you guys who have meetings, boy, sometimes you’re boring. But sometimes, wow, there’s a lot of needle in there. Also, AGMs and so on can get properly heated. So yeah, meetings. A mixed bag, as an observer.

#29

100% bullshit because people can’t communicate properly

#30

People who say “it’s good to talk” are invariably the ones it is not good talking to.

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#31

All ceremonies round our way.

#32

I’ve just volunteered to be part of a new interview panel at my company, to do interviews with candidates about their values and cultural fit as opposed to their skills and experience, which will be handled by other people. We spent hours last week refining our company values and mission statement and questions we could ask to help to identify them in people.

I find the whole thing completely ridiculous and borderline bullshit, but I figure my best disguise is going deep undercover and pretending like I really care.

#33

i now work in the third sector so i feel that values etc. are actually meaningful but when i worked for private profit making companies it was so painful pretending there was such a thing as values outside of trying to make a profit

#34

if i had a job, i’d go to the meeting, i’d speak the lingo, i’d bring down the cracker establishment from the inside, leave a fucking snickers bar on the desk.

#35

Yeah this. So many people just say things that don’t need saying so they can be one of the people that says things

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#36

i fucking hate being a grown up. my little nieces and nephews love me because i’m so obviously an arrested child who lets them get away with murder.

#37

Managed to convince multiple employers my propensity to doodle in meetings was part of my natural learning psychology :joy:

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#38

Recent meeting I had with about 10 people in the room, and only really agreed to go along as they wanted a face from another department, started immediately going through stuff and first point was
"Oh, I sent over the details on this issue to im_on_safari, and he said he could sort"
Everyone looks to me and I have absolutely no idea or recollection of what the hell they were on about. Just wanted to say
"Oooooohhhhh for fuckkkkkkksake why did I commmmeee along just.fuck.off"

#39

Was it about change because if so it basically didn’t mean anything anyway right