In a ten year career at a premier league club how many goals do you think you would score?


#1

Turns out it is either four or five as you wouldn’t score the first and might not score the last


#2

If you’re name’s Mikel John Obi you’ve surely got a duty to make sure you only ever score… Wan.


#3

BAN REQUEST


#4

(In answer to the thread title’s question I am confident I would score zero goals and be like that guy whose previous career was completely made up.)


#5

@colon_closed_bracket, we need that picture again, stat.


#6

I have a pretty poor goalscoring record at non-Premier League level but I’m relying on pretty poor service for the most part so I reckon I’d probably average 12 a season or so.


#7

My son calls him Kenobi 1 despite continued corrections.


#8

Love it when Theo posts in a football thread.


#9

This one?


#10

Football threads started by J Don Balonz aren’t real football threads, though.


#11


#12

I mean Ali Dia, btw


#13

Little do you know, my friend. (not really sure why I never post about football on here, probably because I’m enough of a twat as is)


#14

Quiet time now Theo


#15

nobody here would have scored any of those goals


#16

(I would fluff up that last one gloriously)


#17

Get stuffed, Ruffers.

Stuffers, if you will.


#18

Yeah, I am capping it at four.


#19

I’m a defensive midfielder (hard tackling mutha who is not skilful enough to be classed as ‘silky’ (maaaaaaaan)) , so I reckon I’d average about 2 per season.


#20

So four times as many as John Obi Mikel?