In a week where an asteroid took out 4 continents, we enjoyed some great telly

“Ellie, I made 4 sandwiches and Grant took them all to work”
“No way!”

“Ooooooo Shirl, an asteroid took out 4 continents”

“Daniel get me a prosecco”
“Hahahah what’s that?!”

“Fucking hell Jenny you’ve eaten my deodorant”

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Mary sees that, amongst those destroyed by the asteroid, there are some people who aren’t poor or minorities and starts crying

Giles: “Steady Nutty”

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‘Nutty, Asteroid sounds like my steroid cream doesn’t it’
‘Not now Giles’
‘Do you like that Nutty?’

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Sophie: I take out four continents every morning after I have a curry.

Pete: yeah

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Those geordie girls: what’s an asteroid? What’s a continent? Where are we? Hahjahahaha

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