I give up, for fuck’s sake. It’s not hard is it. “This isn’t just your bog standard celeb crushes thread” it’s right there, first line of the OP.
Oh, sorry. Thanks for providing a reason.
Patience mr friend
Yeah! Reckon you could have a cracking night just sat in watching only connect and equally, have a night wherr you end up locked in a building site pissed
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gambler though
best avoided, imo
Her jokes on Only Connect are so bad too
Granted, its not a comedy show but still
She also seems extremely smug
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yeah, i find her quite lame, tbh. painfully unfunny, in fact
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Now that I’m single again I think I’ve got a good shot with Jennifer Lawrence. She’s smart and funny, wouldn’t take any of my shit and is also a babe. As mentioned up there about someone else - I reckon you could have a nice fun night in but also a disgusting 4-day bender across 3 continents with her no sweat.
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yes man. would be a chore a lot of the time, I reckon. always trying to out-do you on the most pathetic of things.
All day long
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WHY EL? WHY!?
None of them, because marriage is a very weird institution and I don’t understand the obsession with it or its relevance.
Also, Victoria Coren.
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Ellen Page, because she’s short and Canadian.
I don’t understand :S
Please El, as I’ve said several times, this isn’t just a celebs you fancy thread. What we’re after is fun and lighthearted reasons as to why they would be good marriage/long-term relationship material
All I meant was you could ask me if I wanted to marry her at any time of day and the answer would always be yes.
What if I woke you up at 3am on a Monday night when you were really tired and had a very busy day ahead of you?
Especially then. Karen is a real knockout gal.
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