In this thread you're allowed to post ONE thing that you want the boffins to fix

One thing and one thing only. Once everyone has had a turn I’ll print the thread off and send it to Mensa, and the boffins will get to work on fixing everything.

My thing I’d like the boffins to fix: the climate

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Leaning tower of Pisa. Stop all those silly photos

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get rid of plastic in supermarkets. not really because of the environment, although it would be an added bonus, but I just hate plastic.

so I’d like them to design some paper or metal based containers.

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Microsoft Word formatting

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Make all machines silent.

If this isn’t allowed and I have to pick one: Hedge trimmer

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Oh yes thinking this yesterday when go to the Co pilot option, how about you use AI to fix that

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I think everything’s fine actually

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Infinite boffins

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Stop all the downloadin

Net Zero.

We just need the politicians to pay attention to the boffins, because we’ve actually already figured it out.

As a boffin in the climate, we have figured it out. Just no one listens to me.

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I’d s

ettle

for just being able to see the underlying xml (or whatever markup it uses) and manually delete some tags.

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An even distribution of fruit and fibre in my fruit and fibre

Everybody flies like superman.

Pretty much all human issues are resolved by this. Can’t understand why this area of science is not already a priority.

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They already know how to fix this but the Italian Tourist Board wont let them !!!*~#'!

manchester united football club

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my dating app profiles

nice food shouldnt have so many calories. surely we’re beyond this point by now!?!?

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no idea what you mean mate, cucumber has almost no calories