I’d say I’m ‘not very James Bond’ on the whole. I don’t like cars or martinis or killing foreigners or the British government or wearing nice clothes or being attractive.
HOWEVER I do like the ladies and I love a good gadget.
I think maybe a 3/10 Bond rating.
What about you?
I’m a British gentleman and that’s about the beginning and end of it really.
I am NOT handsome, I do NOT know how to work a gun, I am NOT an instrument of the state and I have had very FEW sexual partners.
I’m like James Bond in that I’m a bit of a dick who probably should have finished years ago.
You are handsome imo, and you know how to operate a gun imo
This thread has left me shaken not stirred
I have a British accent and I can ride horses and I’m emotionally distant and I like to play cards sometimes, might even glance at a pretty lady now and then. So yeah, I’m basically his twin
Well thank you for saying that, my dear x
Oh yeah, also I can’t drive and I don’t drink alcohol
I was previously played by Pierce Brosnan
I’ve been to Florida before like James.
I don’t think you could tell us apart!
I’m literally drinking a tinned, premixed passionfruit martini right now.
The only time I’ve been even a little bit like James Bond was that time I killed a man and said a funny one liner afterwards. And even then it actually felt quite callous and inappropriate, not at all like when Bond does it.