In what ways are you James Bond

I’d say I’m ‘not very James Bond’ on the whole. I don’t like cars or martinis or killing foreigners or the British government or wearing nice clothes or being attractive.

HOWEVER I do like the ladies and I love a good gadget.

I think maybe a 3/10 Bond rating.

What about you?

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Yeah, same actually

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It finally happened

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I’m a British gentleman and that’s about the beginning and end of it really.

I am NOT handsome, I do NOT know how to work a gun, I am NOT an instrument of the state and I have had very FEW sexual partners.

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I’m like James Bond in that I’m a bit of a dick who probably should have finished years ago.

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You are handsome imo, and you know how to operate a gun imo

This thread has left me shaken not stirred

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I have a British accent and I can ride horses and I’m emotionally distant and I like to play cards sometimes, might even glance at a pretty lady now and then. So yeah, I’m basically his twin

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Well thank you for saying that, my dear x

Oh yeah, also I can’t drive and I don’t drink alcohol

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I was previously played by Pierce Brosnan

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  • Guns
  • Ladies
  • Gadgets
  • Killing
  • Suits
  • Casinos
  • Martinis
  • Cars
  • Exotic locations
  • British Govt
  • Near death experiences

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I’ve been to Florida before like James.

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I don’t think you could tell us apart!

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I’m literally drinking a tinned, premixed passionfruit martini right now.

British :white_check_mark:
Cannot keep secrets :x:
Scuba :white_check_mark:
Way too fucking verbose all the time :x:
Skiing :white_check_mark:
Don’t wear suits unless I have to :x:
Has been in a film :white_check_mark:
Left-wing :x:
Been to countries that aren’t the one I was born in :white_check_mark:
Drive cars really badly :x:
Skydiving :white_check_mark:
Don’t like gambling :x:

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The only time I’ve been even a little bit like James Bond was that time I killed a man and said a funny one liner afterwards. And even then it actually felt quite callous and inappropriate, not at all like when Bond does it.

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