#24

Boxing

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-29-2015/1jp-LP.gif

#26

If you’re counting cycling as a sport rather than a pastime then definitely

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#28

Well it’s a sport. I’d agree in the epo/doping era (1990-2010), but you need a lot of ability to be a good pro in the current peloton, let alone a top pro.

#29

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#30

As someone who worked as a caddy as my uni summer job for 4 years I can absolutely say that golf tends to punish lack of ability rather than forgive it.

Really difficult to be successful at it unless you have tons of ability and dedicate a frankly stupid amount of time to it.

However it is incredibly snooty and does look like an absolute chancer’s sport mainly because of the absurd amount of rich men who go to prestigious courses to play despite being utter dogshite.

#32

says a lot about a sport when the best thing about it is a Kraftwerk song

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#33

The people with the brushes in curling.

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#34

you need to prove you’re a really good driver to end up in a top car tho

i assume hugely successful means winning a world championship, who’s the least good F1 world champion?

#37

the real answer is sprinting: all you need is to run fast and nothing else

sure, you need a lot of that one ability but again, that’s all there is

#38

I’m not gonna bite. I’m not gonna bite. I’m not gonna bite.

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#39

Clay pigeon shooting

#40

Sumo?

#41

The F1 racing had women walking about with numbers on boards. Seemed very inclusive.

#42

horse racing, surely? (the small humans, not the big, talented horses)

#43

Not even real pigeons.

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#44

Loads of sports still stand some women around the place for decoration, it’s really weird.

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#45

Chess. Could just make some lucky moves.

#46

or horse dancing. bet the poshos don’t even train the horses themselves, just get some poor pleb to do all the work then they just sit there and get an olympic medal.

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#47

This seems very apt:

#48

It’s REALLY weird. Fuck those sports