romantic relationships that you would class as ‘serious’ have you had?
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times have you been sacked from a job?
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different countries have you been to? (excluding the one you currently live in)
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fellow members of this community have you met in real life?
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OK now you do some…
serious as in extremely meaningful to me and I wanted them to pan out in something long term, 2
serious as in actually having a single solitary chance of ever turning into something long term, 0
Countries and DiSers are too hard to count
Hmmm.
Umpire rules: your answer is 2.
Duly noted, thank you
Reckon both guys would have an aneurism if they knew the relationships were being considered serious 
Does being made redundant count as being sacked?
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YES
I have been fired about 10 times but i can explain 
Shop - more of a you cant fire me cause i quit type situation in a very toxic environment
Temp assingment - made a complaint about a superior’s inappropriate comment about looking up my skirt while i climbed a ladder, he denied it and i was fired. Was very naive at the time and didnt challenge it and just left
Temp assignment- took the wrong antihistamine and fell asleep at work they told me not to come back in the morning
School - a colleague lied about me to this day i dont know why she said i didnt do the school registers when i always do. Was blindsided by this tbh, but it was an unpleasant working environment that i ethically objected to (a PRU where children are lumped together without any consideration for their wildly different needs. Teachers got punched, spat on, literally pissed on etc)
School - the temp agency gave me the job despite the fact i was honest about my lack of SEN experience- the school realised and let me go and said the agency was wrong to send me.
Temp assignment- i was struggling with my mh and had panic attacks and would hide in the toilets or take sick days when i couldn’t cope, they let me go
Office job - same thing
Office admin - same thing
School temp - they let me go because they were hiring permanent staff and didn’t even tell me so i could apply
Most of the time i explained the last job was temporary so it ended, or i was given a good reference anyway when i explained about my anxiety, so it was always easy to get a good reference. My cv is shambolic
Football stadiums have you seen a football match at
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Pets have you had
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Music festivals have you been to
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People have you snogged
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The word snog is so disgusting
Does turning up to a security job and the site being taken over by a different firm and 4 scouse lads saying, “you don’t work here now lad, we’d suggest you fuck right off” count as getting sacked?
Do pets count if you were a kid and technically they were your parents pets?
I’ve never had a pet on my own
Yeah, gerbils have all technically been my parents’ but I’m the reason they got them in the first place so I think it counts
4 cats it is, the dog was around before me so i’m not claiming that one
Umpire rules:
YES
sounds like a more extreme version of @barleysugar’s story.
also, @barleysugar was one of the scouse lads.
Was a great job, used to get paid a fortune cash in hand (all crumpled fivers and tenners clearly from the streets) to do nothing, used to sometimes just do an hour at the start then go out and then make sure i was back before anyone got on site in the morning
Wetherspoons have you been to
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Tbh most of the 20+ options could be 50+ options for me (except pets)
Funerals you’ve been to
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Weddings you’ve been to (ceremonies + receptions both count)
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Times have you moved house
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Driving tests have you taken
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re. music festivals: Are we counting repeat visits to the same festivals? Or are we only counting unique festivals?
Repeat visits are fine, yep!
Honest answer to basically all of these is dunno. I like pressing buttons though.