dickhead housemates are the worst and having a sneaky taste of your large meal is a slippery slope to them using all your shit and never replacing it and you only realising when you go to use it, assuming it’ll be there but its NOT and you eventually harbouring a deep felt resentment towards them and doing things to deliberately wind them up, like using their soap that they use in the shower to wash your hands mainly coz theres no soap left but also coz you know theyre weirdly attached to it and how much difference does it make anyway? and they end up freaking out and duct taping it to the wall with a faux-jokey letter not to use their soap for washing your hands