I’ve mentioned this before on the old boards but most people from Aylesbury will know the curse of the most unlikely sounding brother and sister combo ever - names so ridiculous sounding that prior to mobile phones making it easy to verify the facts I wouldn’t even mention it when I was speaking to people, as it just seemed like the most obvious outlandish bullshit ever and no one would ever believe you. Thankfully these days the first hit for his name when you search is a court report from the local newspaper.
Anyway, I give you local Aylesbury legends Everard Dick and his sister Ophelia Dick.