Incredible Sights


#1

Just saw a guy wearing a suit, quite short in the leg, wearing what I can only describe as royal blue moccasins with no socks!


#2

London?


#3

You’ve asked the right guy.


#4

Within the limits of the M25 but nowhere near being London. Could conceivably be an interloper. He had a clipboard.


#5

If @plasticniki lived there, would she pretend this place was in london? (just trying to get a rough feel for the geography here)


#6

I think even she wouldn’t go far. @Raanraals might though


#7

If you can get there on transport run by TFL it’s London.


#8

Has anyone made a Transport About London joke on here yet?


#9

Idiot


#10

You fucking plank.


#11

Like Shenfield? YOU BERK.


#12

Was he wearing cool sunglasses and being followed around by many beautiful men and women, all swooning at his effervescent splendour? If so that’s an auditor.


#13

Is that why you had to get out of the game? Too much sexual interest?


#14

You wouldn’t know London if it came up and bit you, son.


#15

Where’s your birth certificate say you were born, mate? Because mine says LAHNDAHN!


#16

Being knee-deep in genitals of all denomination has its advantages, but pretty soon the novelty passes and you realise you’re on an industrial estate in Eastleigh counting carpet offcuts.


#17


#18

Does it not specify a borough? Bit weird.


#19

Like Hertford?


#20

I have previously thrown away a pair of boxers that were so ripped that they were basically arseless chaps. They were a sight.