#11

Like Shenfield? YOU BERK.

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#12

Was he wearing cool sunglasses and being followed around by many beautiful men and women, all swooning at his effervescent splendour? If so that’s an auditor.

#13

Is that why you had to get out of the game? Too much sexual interest?

#14

You wouldn’t know London if it came up and bit you, son.

#15

Where’s your birth certificate say you were born, mate? Because mine says LAHNDAHN!

#16

Being knee-deep in genitals of all denomination has its advantages, but pretty soon the novelty passes and you realise you’re on an industrial estate in Eastleigh counting carpet offcuts.

#17

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#18

Does it not specify a borough? Bit weird.

#19

Like Hertford?

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#20

I have previously thrown away a pair of boxers that were so ripped that they were basically arseless chaps. They were a sight.

#21

Paired with a clipboard you would have been the talk of the town.

#22

Yeah. It’s one in LAHNDAHN

#23

Agreed

#24

Pwoper London or Gweater London?

#25

Pwoper, obviously (Zone 2)

#26

We are going to need to see a copy

#27

Real Londoners don’t talk zones.

#28

Er what zone is Hackney in?

#29

Aztec

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#30

I was going to respond to this thread but by the time I scrolled to the bottom I forgot what it was about.