You wouldn’t know London if it came up and bit you, son.
Where’s your birth certificate say you were born, mate? Because mine says LAHNDAHN!
Being knee-deep in genitals of all denomination has its advantages, but pretty soon the novelty passes and you realise you’re on an industrial estate in Eastleigh counting carpet offcuts.
Does it not specify a borough? Bit weird.
Like Hertford?
I have previously thrown away a pair of boxers that were so ripped that they were basically arseless chaps. They were a sight.
Paired with a clipboard you would have been the talk of the town.
Yeah. It’s one in LAHNDAHN
Agreed
Pwoper London or Gweater London?
Pwoper, obviously (Zone 2)
We are going to need to see a copy
Real Londoners don’t talk zones.
Er what zone is Hackney in?
Aztec
I was going to respond to this thread but by the time I scrolled to the bottom I forgot what it was about.
Why is his ear smoking?
Probably some sort of rural Danny Dyer cyborg imposter.
It’s actually a wispy grey ponytail
Sounds like this man has spent too much of his time in the internet fashion blogging sphere and has fallen for meme fashions like not wearing socks with a suit and having “European style” short trouser lengths
