you probably wouldn’t be able to go visit people though

I know, it’s all upside!

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just to check, how do showering, toileting and sex fit into this?

I appreciate this might not be the case for everyone but I think I could do any of those things within 10 minutes.

I reckon I could have a crack at all three.

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Also you would have to start the process of falling asleep outside and then be magicked in. Unless you are one of those turds who nods off as soon as their head hits the pillow.

once you go to bed you’re allowed to stay there but no use of electronic devices

if you open your eyes you are kicked outside

gently

I’ll pass if it’s all the same

I think passing would mean you are indicating no preference for one or the other?

I am that turd. Sometimes 'er who likes being stroked to sleep, needs to constantly prod me to keep me awake while i stroke her to sleep.

both are abhorrent options that leave me with little choice but to leave this thread post haste. good day to you, sir.

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have a nice afternoon!

Thanks, you too.

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doesn’t sound like you two were that compatible unfortunately

think maybe if I had a room that was just tonnes of plants I could tolerate it but generally there aren’t any trees indoors and I love the smell of trees/plant stuff

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start to go a bit crazy if i stay in one place for too long, even if it is my own flat

sounds like you’re the perfect human!

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How do you feel being under some gauze?