Inedible things you have eaten

food
inedible
eaten

#1

When I was little I ate a lego piece. Parents were worried so took me to the doctors. They were just like “lol if he’s not choking then chillax, he’ll just shit it out”.

Now you.


#2

I don’t take the wrappers off of starbursts before eating


#3

The fuck?

Is this true!?

Explain yourself


#4

I enjoy the additional texture and it kind of dissolves away by the third chew


#5

Oh wow.

WOW


#6

Plus think how much time you must have saved yourself over the years.


#7

Give it a try, also don’t peel kiwi fruit


#8

Wait what?

Surely the skin is way too hard for your teeth to deconstruct it without like 100,000 chews!?


#9

and did you shit it out


#10

No it’s easy


#11

My brother once swallowed a bright green balloon whilst trying to inflate it (his error, it would seem, was sucking rather than blowing). After seeing the doctor he was rushed to hospital because of a fear that it might have inflated inside of him. Following some x-rays we were sent home and just told to monitor his shit. Sure enough, 24 hours later, he passed a cylindrical balloon filled with turd.


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#12

Does it enhance the experience?

I eat apples whole nowadays, mostly for attention, this sort of thing is right up my alley.


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#14

It does, saves time, additional texture. I’ve since developed an allergy or intolerance to kiwi though


#15

Is this related to the skin eating? Wait, googled it and apparently it’s totally fine.

Fuck me, thanks ttf!


#16

What’s wrong with that?

More specifically, what is that?


#17

I dunno, I was little. Probably? @mam ?


#18

Proper @profk food


#19

Now this is great #content


#20

5ix