I think it’s called Feel It Still by Portugal The Man(?) That “oooh, I’m a rebel just for kicks” bit is so infuriatingly annoying. Most annoying song of the year along with George Ezra’s Paradise.

All of those lads have the same affectation, it’s so fucking irritating. Nine times out of ten searching for integrity in music is a bust one way or another but it really rankles with these lads.

Lads

Apparently Portugal the Man used to be decent, never really listened to much, but that song is so shite (also very obviously stole the tune of ‘wait a minute mr postman’ for some reason)

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Portugal the Man formed from the ashes of Anatomy of A Ghost and once toured with Thursday and Circle Takes The Square.

very odd to see what theyre doing now

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The Quietus make the Pitchfork reviews look reasonable. :wink:

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Proper haircuts, proper stage school training.

GBOL.

Quite happy that the only one I’ve consciously heard on that list is Sam Smith. May campaign to become the most out-of-touch man in the UK begins to bear glorious fruit.

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C’mon dude… We are all (hopefully) better than this.

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There’s definitely a place for that sort of thing (Amy Winehouse is a top example), talent is talent but these guys are thin on it and they’re being sold on having susbstance and there’s none there. Unfortunately it seems most of the people going through stage school or whatever would jack it in for a spot on big brother or whatever and they become a prime target for fronting up dross like this.

It’s a bit fucked, though, because it’s one of those things where they’ve spent years training to do something quite specific (and being shown examples of their former peers who’ve subsequently been successful, and been told they can be too) so their expectations and skill-set are wildly, wildly out of place when they hit the job market. In terms of average salary in the UK musician ranks below any other job that I would call ‘skilled’ for want of a better term, so people who work with their hands in technical situations that demand some creativity (see carpenters, plumbers etc) but no one ever says to a plumber ‘Hey, you could end up doing this on stage in front of thousands of people and sleeping in a gold bed shaped like a racing car with many beautiful ladies/gentlemen of your choosing.’ They just say, ‘Mate, thanks for fixing my taps.’

I’m not defending these people, but entertainment world is a sick, sick place. If it was training people with the expectation of doing chorus work, session stuff, bit parts etc that would be a bit different. No wonder they decide to grasp whatever brass ring is dangled in front of them, basically.

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Good point well made tbf. A friend of mine is musical director at a performing arts college and gets pretty disheartened watching people who have committed everything to the process drop out to be in love islands factor or whatever but you’re right, you can’t blame them.

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‘Love Islands Factor’

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I’m filing this lot under “Inexplicably critically-lauded” too. Genuinely don’t get it.

Totally this. I am a bit of a defender of Sheeran who I think is just totally fucking naff, as opposed to dreadful, or offensive, and can see why people who don’t listen to music like him. George Ezra though sounds like he was invented in a record company meeting room, where the subject on the white board was “what can we sell posh white students?”

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i keep thinking George Ezra is the guy from Vampire Weekend

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Calvin Harris. There must be 100s of bedroom dance DJs doing similar stuff. 70 million a year? Dating Taylor Swift? I just can’t get my head round it. I would have bet money that Rita Ora would be dumping Calvin Harris, not the other way round. I do like Bounce.

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Calvin Harris has got a pretty big catalogue of bangers now and is very savvy with regards to current trends. Not inexplicable at all really. Slide with Frank Ocean and Migos was one of my most listened to songs last year.

Think I read a couple of broadsheet type articles about him where I came away with the impression he was somewhere between Arca and Mount Eerie. Turns out he’s just another landfill Sheeran.
I can understand if all these Brit school types are the 2010s boybands equivalents aimed at 11 to 14 year olds but they seem to have captured a massive casual listener base.