Can someone put this together please?
Based around Lambourgini sounding a bit like a type of curry; a Lamb Bourgini Lambourginis are fast, curry goes through you fast, something about the runs.
Can we get something sorted before lunch please? Thanks.
lamborghini*
When we’re done with that can we please work on mine?
The punchline is: antisceptic cream
Bourgini doesn’t sound like a type of curry
“I didn’t think anything could cure my hypochondria, until I tried this anti-sceptic cream”.
Sounds more like little lamb burgers than a curry.
YES! Excellent, thank you
Here you go, spunky.
Man on bus: I spent ÂŁ300k on what I thought was a new sports car but it turned out to be a tiny burger made of baby sheep.
Woman on bus: I don’t know you, why are you telling me this?
MARLEN: Lamb Bourgini
RUSTY: Hahahahahaha!
Thanks everyone