Ingredients for a joke


#1

Can someone put this together please?

Based around Lambourgini sounding a bit like a type of curry; a Lamb Bourgini
Lambourginis are fast, curry goes through you fast, something about the runs.

Can we get something sorted before lunch please? Thanks.


#2

lamborghini*


#3

When we’re done with that can we please work on mine?

The punchline is: antisceptic cream


#4

Bourgini doesn’t sound like a type of curry


#5

“I didn’t think anything could cure my hypochondria, until I tried this anti-sceptic cream”.


#6

Sounds more like little lamb burgers than a curry.


#7

YES! Excellent, thank you


#8

I took my wife out for an Indian Meal in my new sportscar last night.
Lamborghini?
No, Chicken Madras.


#9

Here you go, spunky.

Man on bus: I spent £300k on what I thought was a new sports car but it turned out to be a tiny burger made of baby sheep.

Woman on bus: I don’t know you, why are you telling me this?


#10

MARLEN: Lamb Bourgini

RUSTY: Hahahahahaha!


#11

Thanks everyone