Ingredients for a joke

Can someone put this together please?

Based around Lambourgini sounding a bit like a type of curry; a Lamb Bourgini
Lambourginis are fast, curry goes through you fast, something about the runs.

Can we get something sorted before lunch please? Thanks.

lamborghini*

When we’re done with that can we please work on mine?

The punchline is: antisceptic cream

Bourgini doesn’t sound like a type of curry

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“I didn’t think anything could cure my hypochondria, until I tried this anti-sceptic cream”.

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Sounds more like little lamb burgers than a curry.

YES! Excellent, thank you

Here you go, spunky.

Man on bus: I spent £300k on what I thought was a new sports car but it turned out to be a tiny burger made of baby sheep.

Woman on bus: I don’t know you, why are you telling me this?

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MARLEN: Lamb Bourgini

RUSTY: Hahahahahaha!

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Thanks everyone