did you land a date with @Scout in the end?

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since making my tinder profile as abjectly miserable as possible, I’ve landed a date with everyone in the entire world

subscribe to receive my white paper and find out how

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I subscribed to pof yesterday and within an hour had about 6 ‘want to meet’ things - most of which were racists/brexit people.

probably bots tbh

they all have lovely bots

wait no

racists do not have lovely bots

rubbish ones

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flagged.

they usually are, yeah. union flags everywhere.

found a job advert for a position that looks quite good but

a) they’ve spelled their own company name wrong
b) they seem to have gone into administration since posting the advert

hmm

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Going to be two staff members down for two months starting next week. Going to be a wonderful end to 2019 I feel.

Sounds like with bold ideas like “spell the company name correctly on all external literature” and “don’t go into administration”, you could be running the place in five years.

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calling christmas ‘chrimbo’

  • burn it and everyone who says it with fucking fire
  • great word, have a great chrimbo!!!

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Awful word but not even in the top ten worst things about Chrimbo.

its the worst because it’s said leading up to and following the actual date. there’s no escape.

#chrimboanalbumparty

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Fucking knackered pals, just assembled 1x IKEA ‘Kallax’ bookcase and 1x something called a ladder desk. Only got properly sweary once too!

is that what that christian tingle thread that got bumped is all about?

Dunno, never heard of it

When I go south of the thames I lose all my bearings. Haven’t a fucking scoob.

did about a 65 hour week last week to prepare for my viewing today at 4pm… which was cancelled today at 3:45pm

fiddle-de-dee

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