Instances when good things are bad


#1

On Friday we were sat near the door in the pub and people kept holding the door open for other people. It’s normally, a nice gesture that’s to be encouraged but on a fucking freezing winter II evening, get to balls and shut the door.

Almost certainly not a thread in this.


#2

Reading books is great.

Except when you’re on a bus or in a car and it makes you feel queasy.


#3

Dipping bread in soup is great, but I just dropped a massive chunk into my soup by accident and it sunk. This is bad and I am irked.


#4

That always makes me sleepy. Guaranteed tonight I’ll open my book, read three pages and then nod off for half-an-hour on the train home.


#5

Chopping up vegetables is great, makes more of them and those that you have are now smaller.

If instead of vegetables you use people though, this is a bad thing.


#6

I can read on a train, or a plane, and sometimes a coach and I’m fine.

Bus or car though, and I get all :nauseated_face:


#7

Same.

Read for a bit, then spend the next half hour looking out the window and focusing on my breathing so I don’t throw up.


#8

really hard to unsick yourself after as well. no reset button.


#9

I don’t get ill reading on a bus but get instantly distracted by staring out the window


#10

Having sex is good but not if your mum is watching.

That sort of thing?


#11

Why don’t you want my mum watching you have sex?


#12

Too critical


#13

Voice of experience, innit.


#14

theres actually zero difference between good and bad things . you imbecile. you fucking moron


#15

we beevin’?


#16

Beeves aren’t allowed anymore

(I was just quoting twitter weirdo dril)


#17

I’ve been a bit obsessed recently by the account that mashes up Dril tweets with that terrible cartoonist from the telegraph