Instructions you never follow

‘Halfway through cooking, peel film back, stir, and return to the microwave for remaining time’

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Saw the title and this was my exact immediate example. Also any cooking temperature.

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“No chat”

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“leave to stand for 2 minutes after cooking”

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“throw your hands up in the air like you just don’t care”

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Do you turn over half way through cooking in the oven?

i’d say portion/serving sizes, but they are just recommendations so not sure in good faith i can include them here

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On cotton buds ’ not to be used in ears’

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“Wet paint - do not touch”

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Never!

Thread for posting in every time you’re listening to The Smashing Pumpkins

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“Serves 2”

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image

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Specifically on ketchup: once open keep refrigerated.

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Preheat oven to 180 degrees

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Use knife to cut pizza into slices

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30mph

People who don’t preheat oven really stress me out.

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You’re meant to turn off the gas before changing beer kegs but not once in my many years of changing kegs have I turned the gas off.

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