“Would you like to start in Safe Mode?”
- Nah, you’re alright
“Safely Remove Hardware and Eject Media”
- FO,M
“Would you like to start in Safe Mode?”
“Safely Remove Hardware and Eject Media”
Save it for Thursday
It’s 5:12pm, and Windows needs to do an update?
“Update and shut down”
“Shut down”
‘Pre-heat oven’
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Cook at blah blah for blah blah
‘Turn over when half way through cooking time’.
So much ^This
wet paint do not touch
ID badge most be visible at all times
Yeah like fuck am I walking round with a lanyard on all day. Just stick it in my wallet. No problem.
Don’t touch the plate, it’s really hot
“cyclists please dismount”
Use by dates (within reason)
I’m a big fan of ovens being pre-heated
Handy to show you’re just browsing in record shops though
You’ll have to remind me of what these are.
“Please drink responsibly”
I would prefer not.
people that don’t pre-heat ovens irk me
that’s why your chips are shite and soggy
Serves 2.
(Not really an instruction as such, I guess - more of a challenge)
“Hand wash only. Do not tumble dry.”
Conversely, “dry clean only” is an instruction I NEVER ignore.