Instructions you regularly ignore

“Would you like to start in Safe Mode?”

  • Nah, you’re alright

“Safely Remove Hardware and Eject Media”

  • FO,M
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Save it for Thursday

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It’s 5:12pm, and Windows needs to do an update?

“Update and shut down” :x:
“Shut down” :heavy_check_mark:

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‘Pre-heat oven’

Ain’t nobody got time for that.

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Cook at blah blah for blah blah

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‘Turn over when half way through cooking time’.

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So much ^This

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wet paint do not touch

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ID badge most be visible at all times

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Yeah like fuck am I walking round with a lanyard on all day. Just stick it in my wallet. No problem.

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Don’t touch the plate, it’s really hot

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“cyclists please dismount”

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Use by dates (within reason)

I’m a big fan of ovens being pre-heated

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Handy to show you’re just browsing in record shops though

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You’ll have to remind me of what these are.

“Please drink responsibly”

I would prefer not.

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people that don’t pre-heat ovens irk me

that’s why your chips are shite and soggy

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Serves 2.

(Not really an instruction as such, I guess - more of a challenge)

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“Hand wash only. Do not tumble dry.”

Conversely, “dry clean only” is an instruction I NEVER ignore.

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