“Hand wash only. Do not tumble dry.”

Conversely, “dry clean only” is an instruction I NEVER ignore.

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You know nothing of my chips, japes. NOTHING.

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This is supposed to be a lighthearted thread - take your utter recklessness elsewhere.

eat five fruit and veg a day

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A pre-heated oven - yes.

A pre-heated baking tray - go fuck yourself.

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I’ve opened myself up to a Minky onslaught.

enjoy cracking your pizza stone

agreed - but I’m preheating my Pizza stone

And I preheat the pan plus fat for roast potatoes

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A lot of people mistaking baking trays for pizza stones itt, very odd.

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Stand on the right.

Nah I’m good here thanks.

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I came in here to put ‘Dry Clean only’.

You need to use your discretion with this one. Obviously you’re not going to hot wash a cashmere coat, but I have some cotton and linen dresses that say DCO and which I wash a treat in a cool wash with a low spin. Such a fucken rebel. :joy:

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You people are the worst.

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180 for 20 mins or gtfo, amirite

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This is exactly right. Unless it’s a pizza but in all other cases this.

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Ah, now then. Up until recently I would have agreed. But I have found that, where a greased baking tray is required, preheating it helps greatly with making it non-stick

See it. Say it. Sorted

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DO NOT EAT

When you buy a soup and the microwave instructions ask you to blast it for like 5 minutes so that it’s so hot you can’t eat it for the next 30 minutes. Fuck that.

Soup always, always on the hob imo

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Same with beans

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