“Interesting” LinkedIn profiles

Just noticed Carrie Symonds’ https://uk.linkedin.com/in/carriesymonds

Wondered what other wonders of Linked In you’ve seen over the years?

Made one for myself as a joke and all it said was “Occupation: Master of the Universe. Quotes: Shut up.” Mortifyingly, 10 years later my dad discovered it when I was actually working for him and I could hear his “banter” in the other room saying “He’ll have a lot of explaining to do with that one”