#3372

Soon, in a geological sense.

16 Likes
#3373

It’s ridiculous and is just going to perpetuate more people sacking off any form of caution.

12 Likes
#3374

‘Well, eventually the sun will die, expanding to consume the inner planets of the solar system before boiling off its outer layers and collapsing to a dense, slowly cooling memorial in a far flung arm of a dying galaxy, but before that happens you can 100% get a Fosters top. TIPPLE WHAMMY’

5 Likes
#3375

Fingers crossed. Should have happened after Hillsborough.

2 Likes
#3376

6 Likes
#3378

Jesus Christ what?!

5 Likes
#3379

“Hey Bill I know you’ve been enjoying sitting outside Tesco every day for the last three years, but have you ever thought it might be nicer if you moved in with your sister for a bit?”

“You know what, you’re right! Why did I never think of that? I’m such a fool!”

20 Likes
#3380

Wonder why no one has thought of that before

#3381

Why not simply move into your family’s spare cottage?

19 Likes
#3382

On Your Bike 2020

#3383

Let Them Eat Cake levels of awareness

#3384

Wait… this hasn’t been announced yet has it?

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#3385

In a shocking turn of events, a self haircut has gone wrong

Potentially going to salvage it tomorrow by having my GF attempting a fade, but if this goes wrong it’s all going :grimacing: will update

4 Likes
#3386

I think the gvmt said they were hoping to reopen some aspects of hospitality in July, hence hairdressers, pubs and restaurants banking planning to reopen then.

#3387

We’ve been having a conversation about that at work. When someone approaches us as homeless, it’s pretty much standard to ask someone if they’ve got anyone they can stay with temporarily (we’ll then provide support to help them move on to somewhere more permanent). All well and good, but the people who are in hotels are there because they’ve got literally no place to go, other than the streets.

3 Likes
#3388

Cleaning stuff you bought poll

  • Still cleaning the same amount
  • Cleaning less but doing some cleaning
  • Was cleaning but now not bothering
  • Not on CleaningBook

0 voters

#3389

Handwashing

  • 2 x Happy Birthdays everytime I touch something/go outside
  • 1 x Happy Birthday when I feel like it
  • Just a splash here and there
  • Pissing on my hands basically

0 voters

#3390

20 seconds before I touch anything whenever I come back in from the outside/handle a delivery

2 Likes
#3391

I am looking forward to when libraries can open again. Reckon it could be that you have to order your books in and can’t browse to start, but that’d work fine by me.

(inconsequential, but I miss libraries and having a frequent rotation of books for R)

3 Likes
#3392

Hope I never have to sing “Happy Birthday” ever again…