#2120

Maybe he’ll answer every question with the Big Beat Manifesto

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#2121

I also think, going off the scant video footage we have of him being a flouncy sulky little nerd, that with no media training and being a general odious berk theres very little chance of him being a good speaker or winning people round. He’s going to be weird, and awkward, and maybe in the face of difficult questions seriously worrying. Could go awfully wrong.

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#2122

Walks out like this

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#2123

Think he’ll deny any wrongdoing and try and get the reporters to be petty. Someone should call him a simp though.

#2124

“WRONG ABOUT BREXIT THOUGH, WEREN’T YOU LADS”

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#2125

Think some of that could get bogged down with ‘nit sending my kids back, following my instincts as a father’ kind of stuff
Dunno!

#2126

Can’t see that going well
He seems very disputable and quite easily riled, we shall see!

#2128

i reckon he’s going to be really smug and arrogant and play up the ‘I don’t care what you think of me’ thing before doing the kind of anti-press stuff that Trump goes with (minus the incitement of violence probably), which will undoubtedly win some people over for the same reasons people like Trump. no chance he’s going to apologise surely

#2129

This is true, but Nemo still should have stayed in the reef, he’s lucky Marlin didn’t give him the old “Well what did I tell you would happen? Hmm?” while the dentist was bagging him up

#2131

I don’t know if he’s got the public support to do that, Boris Johnson would win over some people if he went with that approach, but I don’t think Cummings could pull that off. Having said that, I’m consistently overly optimistic about public opinion in this country.

#2132

Yeah I kindof feel like he is going to do this, but I can’t see it landing well.

I can’t see anything he does landed well tho really, like there doesn’t seem to be a good way of spinning it!

But then… I too might be over estimating the great British public

#2133

He’ll come out in a JCB and say we need to get brexit done

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#2134

Sadly the most watertight strategy so far in all likelihood

#2136

Peston O’hanrahahanrahan will say that we may not like it, but you can’t help but be impressed with his hutzpah

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#2137

Tomorrow someone will take a photo of Diane Abbot putting her bins out and correctly claim that the two incidents are exactly the same

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#2138

Remember the uproar when she drank a tin on the overground

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#2139

“Having been appalled by the Prime Minister’s shambolic attempt to defend me yesterday evening, I have decided to remove him from office and replace him with Michael Gove. Any questions?”

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#2140

Imagine if Boris has done that with a can.

Haha Boris what a leg end

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#2141

You just reminded me of Charlie Brooker pleading with people not to vote for Boris for lols all the way back in 2008’s London Mayor race

"4) On a related note, I don’t believe in my gut that Boris gives even the faintest hint of a wisp of a glimpse of a toss about London, or indeed humanity in general. Both of which are fairly important in a job like this.

  1. But on the other hand OMFG LOOK AT HIS FUNNEEE HAIR LOL!!! BORRIS IS A LEGERND!!!"

… supporting Livingston’s not aged well either, but still

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#2142

Felt compelled enough to email my MP over this. First time for everything. I imagine that there are plenty of people in the same position

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