International Malaise Football Thread

paddypower, carlsberg, crisps, cars, screwfix. itv is really speaking to me today

Weā€™re winning that World Cup.

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solemn out of tune national anthem played on trumpet at england matches

  • FO,M
  • Terrible but a good indictment of the state of the team, so it should stay
  • Tory option

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Imagine going on a date with someone you got on with really well, then finding out they were one of the people always really shittily playing french horn at every England international match.

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sterlingā€™s great isnā€™t he

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The OxladeChamberlain

  • Starting XI
  • On the plane
  • On the scrap heap

0 voters

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An indictment on our central midfielders rather than massive praise for him but yeah would take him. Would be genuinely tempted to take foden tbh

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that split second of Jeremy is quiteā€¦ something huh

:laughing: crush their spirit whilst theyā€™re young!

Heā€™s the second best teenager in the country, might as well blood him

Heā€™s probably had more game time than :banana: lallana

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Has tarkovski got a tattoo of the queen mum on his thigh?

Not watching this but imo Delph should play in midfield

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Lewis Cook has just come on and he doesnā€™t even exist.

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Fucking non-league players in the England team. Canā€™t bloody believe it.

Lallanaā€™s looking close to fitness tbf to him.

Milner, Delph, cookā€¦
Leeds factory of talent :+1:

Get Mowatt on the plane

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On a more serious note, what does Marc Albrighton have to do to get a cap?

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