INTERNET OF THINGS thread (rolling)

creepy
#1

bit creepy eh?

#2

creepy but what else did people think a ‘smart vibrator’ was going to do?

#3

And for the cocks amongst us: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2017/mar/05/smart-condoms-like-fitbit-for-sex-and-you-can-even-share-your-stats?CMP=share_btn_tw

#4

biofeedback?

#5

to know what you want and when you want it

#6

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#7

Also, loads of Alexa fail stories

when will an Alexa fail be the main plot point in a Hollywood movie? Must be one soon

#8

Something about a inserting a trojan virus through the backdoor

#9

High-brow pillow talk?

#10

wolfcastle.jpg

#11

this is the future guys

#12

those guys who wear waistcoats and worship eras that never existed might be on to something tbh

#13

@xylo…

#14

hey i do OCCASIONALLY wear the odd waistcoat (when i’m working) but I’d rather eat dogshit than be one of those steampunk imboseals.

#15

separately though i’ve already figured out how to sort out voice-controlled motors for all the blinds in my house :smiley:

#16

Using Shakespeare’s tongue, I hope?

#17

“what light through yonder window breaks”

whirring sounds

wife files for divorce

#18

:joy: proper chuckled at this

#19

Really don’t get why mundane appliances need to be on the internet.

I can’t see how I would possibly benefit from having a kettle, toaster or dildo that is connected to the internet. On the other hand, some cunt somewhere is compiling a spreadsheet about how many cups of tea I have a day or how brown I like my toast.

Can someone explain to me why my THINGS should be on the INTERNET?

#20

It all makes sense if you think that Big Data is universally A Good Thing.