bit creepy eh?
creepy but what else did people think a ‘smart vibrator’ was going to do?
to know what you want and when you want it
Also, loads of Alexa fail stories
when will an Alexa fail be the main plot point in a Hollywood movie? Must be one soon
Something about a inserting a trojan virus through the backdoor
High-brow pillow talk?
this is the future guys
those guys who wear waistcoats and worship eras that never existed might be on to something tbh
hey i do OCCASIONALLY wear the odd waistcoat (when i’m working) but I’d rather eat dogshit than be one of those steampunk imboseals.
separately though i’ve already figured out how to sort out voice-controlled motors for all the blinds in my house
Using Shakespeare’s tongue, I hope?
“what light through yonder window breaks”
wife files for divorce
proper chuckled at this
Really don’t get why mundane appliances need to be on the internet.
I can’t see how I would possibly benefit from having a kettle, toaster or dildo that is connected to the internet. On the other hand, some cunt somewhere is compiling a spreadsheet about how many cups of tea I have a day or how brown I like my toast.
Can someone explain to me why my THINGS should be on the INTERNET?
It all makes sense if you think that Big Data is universally A Good Thing.