Internet scammers / fake profiles

[NoahVale]

If you’d like to pass on my details to her, I’m sure we could come to some mutually beneficial agreement

[noise_ramones]

I’ve googled it and I can’t find any evidence. might have been getting her confused with someone else or just completely made it up. no idea.

[Richie_Ronco]

hate to break it to you fella but I don’t think she’s a real babe. Don’t think she’d be contacting me if she was

[NoahVale]

I’ll take that chance

[hip_young_gunslinger]

Wasn’t the cheap t-shirts poster a labmonkey alt? Or just someone else who’d stumbled on DiS by mistake?

[Richie_Ronco]

ooh she’s back. I’ve just called her out as a scammer and she’s not happy…

[Richie_Ronco]

[Richie_Ronco]

[Richie_Ronco]

I think she believes me @laelfy

[laelfy]

I wouldn’t plan the wedding just yet

[Richie_Ronco]

I think it’s over. Again.

[Richie_Ronco]

Hang on we’re back together !

[zxcvbnm2]

she sounds perfect wtf is your problem?

[Richie_Ronco]

She’s a bit demanding

[bugduv]

This happened to a mate of mine. The messages triggered some sort of downloadable multipartite virus in the fexgen.exe of his computer and to cut a long story short he went for a four-litre jug of milk one day, went to pay on his card only to find out he’d been relieved of sixty-four grand.

[NoahVale]

Step aside Richie, I’ve got this covered

[noise_ramones]

yeah I think it was someone else, I think they were an american woman as well maybe which is how I got them confused

or claimed to be, it could have been an alt

[Richie_Ronco]

[Raanraals]

Just slay the hot puss, man.

[rob.orch]

Great. Now I’ve got Dare by Gorillaz going round my head.

Incidentally, I read that Damon All-Bran wanted Shaun Ryder to sing “It’s there”, but it was before Shaun got his teeth done and sang Dare instead. No idea if that’s true, but it sounds like it might be.