Intervals, intermissions and breaks


#1

When you’re at a thing that has an interval, intermission or a break what do you do during it?

I tend to remain seated.


#2

Mill about usually.


#3

Does going to the bar between bands at gigs count?


#4

go for a piss, maybe get a pint


#5

go for a wee, get some more wine


#6

piss drink ice cream


#7

Afraid not


#8

Stretch my legs, get a drink, maybe treat myself to a piss.


#9

#10

Go to the loo. Moan about the fact that invariably they’re charging about £4 for one of those tiny bottles of coke, and that they only have regular/diet, not zero.


#11

But what is that if it’s not an interval?

I demand a recount.


#12

Use the opportunity to eat a bag of noisy sweets.


#13

How long is the interval? How long are the acts? Probably cigarette, wee and a pint, in that order


#14

Show - Toilet and alcohol
Football - Stand up and stretch my legs but stay by my seat
Conference - Quick rush to the tea & coffee and then stand outside the building getting some fresh air and avoiding conversation


#15

have a poo


#16

Urinate.


#17

Big ol’ slash


#18

It’s quite nice when you know the interval is coming up so you leave your seat about 10 seconds before and then beat the massive queue for the toilet.


#19

Dunno, just a bit between some things


#20

Make love