Intruder weapon


#1

Do you have a weapon you keep handy in case of a home invasion in the middle of the night?


#2

There’s a guitar neck next to my bed at the moment, guess I could use that.


#3

guns guns guns


#4

(a big shovel)


#5

image

(not really)


#6

My fists of fury


#7

I always keep my weapon handy :wink:


#8

TWO TICKETS TO MY GUN SHOW :muscle: :muscle:


#9

crowbar; pepper spray


#10

that looks like a weird leg


#11

Is that a picture of @AphexTwinkletoes’ arm?


#12

image

No.


#13

Got a few cricket bats kicking around the gaff but none of them are specifically intruder weapons.


#14

oh i spose only the spray is specific to home security


#15

albuquerque_downtown


#16

:’’’'D took me a second


#17

No.


#18

My weapon is being hilariously poor with nothing of value worth stealing

:pray::pray::pray::pray::pray:


#19

if we are limited to “things that live in the bedroom” then no - a plant pot maybe


#20

did have some driftwood under the bed for a while.