Do you have a weapon you keep handy in case of a home invasion in the middle of the night?
There’s a guitar neck next to my bed at the moment, guess I could use that.
guns guns guns
(a big shovel)
My fists of fury
I always keep my weapon handy
TWO TICKETS TO MY GUN SHOW
crowbar; pepper spray
that looks like a weird leg
Got a few cricket bats kicking around the gaff but none of them are specifically intruder weapons.
oh i spose only the spray is specific to home security
:’’’'D took me a second
My weapon is being hilariously poor with nothing of value worth stealing
if we are limited to “things that live in the bedroom” then no - a plant pot maybe
did have some driftwood under the bed for a while.