Intruder weapon

Do you have a weapon you keep handy in case of a home invasion in the middle of the night?

There’s a guitar neck next to my bed at the moment, guess I could use that.

guns guns guns

(a big shovel)

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(not really)

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My fists of fury

I always keep my weapon handy :wink:

TWO TICKETS TO MY GUN SHOW :muscle: :muscle:

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that looks like a weird leg

Is that a picture of @Twinkletoes’ arm?

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No.

Got a few cricket bats kicking around the gaff but none of them are specifically intruder weapons.

albuquerque_downtown

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No.

My weapon is being hilariously poor with nothing of value worth stealing

:pray::pray::pray::pray::pray:

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if we are limited to “things that live in the bedroom” then no - a plant pot maybe

did have some driftwood under the bed for a while.

Alright Fran Healy !

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There you go @colon_closed_bracket saved you the effort

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Ouch

(yeah, that’s what the intruder said)