Invention and Design Thread

like some glitter you could spray onto the arsehole(s) ?

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You can take your negative fucking attitude somewhere else.

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Alright, the designer of Tokyo-3.

Put it on the flipchart.

Remember there are no bad ideas at this stage. No criticism and no praise either. Just get those ideas on the sheet.

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So we can make fun of the bad ones later

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Some sort of salt filter for the sea
Not sure why but would be good to just get all that salt

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Not to mention all that water!

Seems like something we should’ve sorted a long time ago

Yeah, it’s weird isn’t it.

You always see the likes of Tom Hanks in Castaway or Shailene Woodley in Adrift and there like “oooh Mumsy, I’m so thirsty, I’m gasping for a drink” and you’re like “there’s water fucking everywhere, idiot” and then you’re like “oh yeah, but the salt, yeah… right”

you can always do the condensation trick

You have to be really smart to do that

That’s why we need some sort of sea sieve !!!

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Epimer is going to patent all your ideas so best not to engage with this thread

I’m not allowed.

sea sick sieve

More fool Epimer if he wastes his money on ideas created by the DiS hivemind.

sea sieve with human legs

I’m really thirsty and I can’t be bothered to walk to the sink. I also need a bit of piss.

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I don’t care if someone steals my idea. I just want to see this happen.

Peace.

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that’s basically just